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Bubb Rubb Makes his National TV Debut

July 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

When I say…  ”the whistle goes wooo wooo!!!”

You say… “It’s only in da monin !”

And now to reveal all the power and glory that is Bubb Rubb’s eloquence, I offer you the link to the brand spankin’ new trailer released by EA Sports for the annual NCAA Football Game (Version 2009)… Just gaze at the splendor at around :11 seconds, and you will know that OakTown’s finest has made his mark on our world…  Will it ever be the same?

Don’t get me wrong. I am all for innovation and oddity when it comes to advertisements.  Something a bit different to tackle the viewer and make them pay attention.  But what the hell is this non-sense?  It’s like putting Steamboat Mickey, an iguana and a nerf football into a blender, pouring into a frosted malt glass, stirring it with your member, and slapping some pubes on the rim of the glass.  Somehow though, I still really want to play this game.  Like, really really really bad.

They should be up makin’ breakfast, BEEEYITCH!

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